A Good Deed On New Year's Eve

I don't know where you are, but it's New Year's Eve here... sort of.

It's 20 to 1 in the morning, but that's New Year's Eve enough for me!

Anyway, my good deed was to help a poor depressed girl, recognise her full potential.

As I was surfing the internet, looking for cheap mercenaries to aid me in my co'up, I came across this poor girl.



Staring into the cold, unforgiving eyes, I felt my soul enshrouded in darkness, and an unstoppable urge to write angry poetry about how my parents hate me.

Luckily my will power won out.

I decided this girl needed a makeover, and with the help of paint and a lot of patience, I turned her from a depressed sociopath, into...



An obviously happy, chipper prostitute!

Now, one may wonder what made me pick this subject to blog about. A very simple reason. A Fringe as large as that, can cause blindess. After a very long arguement with F.I.C.K.L.E. (see first post for link) about dyeing hair purple or orange, we ending up on fringes. And I figured that...

How would you shower with that fringe? The shampoo would slowly trickle down towards the eyes until...

Fast forward 20 years and you're either blind, or covered in your own filth due to fear of showering.

Fringes are fatal.

At least when I'm Supreme Overlord, there will be a limit on the amount of hair you can have.

The rest must be used to feed the hungry orphans I intend to send to work in the mines.

Otherwise there won't be enough diamonds to furnish my Dream-Castle in the Sky.

So anyway, do you think (I named Fringe-girl Vicky) Vicky looks better as a sociopath or prostitute?

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