Newton's Cradle

Patricia, my Virtual Hamster of Love and Destruction

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Happy Birthday to Me...

Happy Birthday to me.

Happy Birthday to me.

Happy Birthday to me-ee

Happy Birthday to me.

Oh, and happy "Whisper "I love you" Day!"

May all your Whisper "I love you" Days be as Bright and Merry as this one!

I love you.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

I Will Keep Blogging!

I knew I forgot something!

Despite my evilly binding contract with the school system, I have very little time to think of interesting anecdotes and the like.

However! I will keep blogging despite this!

Just bear with me.

Eventually a school holiday will come, and we will return to the happy land where blogging ideas grow on trees.

Large, pink, polka-dot trees.

Filled with chocolate.

I am Still Alive

I am still alive, and very sad because schools reopened after all.

As you all know, I put my emergency catch up regime into action.

Well, I will.


Saturday, January 9, 2010

Closed Schools, Crazed Artists and my Second Novel (Attempt)

School's are closed till the 14th.

I'm very happy now, but can't help wonder, will they even open then? :D

Please pray that there will be more snow :(

I'm not wearing my Blogging Hat (tm) at the moment, so I'm not going to insult or offend anyone, and refrain from mentioning my current plans for world domination

This is the real me, honest!

Begging for snow.

Because it makes me happy that I can stay and home, watching the snow fall by the nice warm fire ^_^


I'm taking another crack at this novel business. I've decided if I write a novel, celebrity-ism will follow, then money, and before you know it, J.K. Rowling will be kicked out of her magical flying novelist castle and I will move in!

You're all invited of course ^^

Got a plan, and Chapter 1 written! Not revealing anymore incase I fail, like I did with my first novel, but if anyone wants a draft, just ask :)

I'm trying to be dramatic in this novel, because my last novel was just comedy. I find it very difficult to write seriously, or dramatically, without inserting something hilarious. I guess I'm just too clever >:(

Anyway, nothing else is going on at the moment, so I will keep you posted on my incredibly interesting life.

I just finished going through a Bioshock craze, and I've become obsessed with Sander Cohen and am now trying to learn his masterpiece. If I ever do manage to perfect it, I'll upload a video of myself playing it.

But thats a lot way off, I mean... look at it O.o

Sander Cohen's Masterpiece: Scherzo #7

It's so yummy!

Cohen is like, the greatest person ever :P

If he didn't coat people in plaster and strap his disciples to dynamite covered pianos, I would worship him.

But I guess we all have to suffer a little for art :/

(P.S. For those of who are curious, the man is plastered to the piano, and he did end up failing to play the Masterpiece. Sometimes dynamite isn't always the best motivator.)

Friday, January 8, 2010

The Internet is Nothing But a Cesspool of Disturbed Mental Patients. No Offense.

What I Dislike

I dislike people on the internet.

I dislike people who misspell words.

I dislike people who continously post memes as if they are funny.

I dislike those strange fetish-like people who enjoy reading anime porn comic strips involving schoolgirls brutally murdering and raping their teachers.

I dislike people on the Internet for those reasons.

What I Despise


What I Like

People whose opinions are actually intelligent.

People who can spell words properly.

People who manage to be creative and interesting without conforming to an Internet based meme or stereotype.

Long walks on the beach.

I say we all band together against the bad peoples on the internet! Its sites like Blogger that keep me going, knowing that there are some intelligent, nice, loving people out there :)

So, anyways...

I can't think of a creative way to finish this post.




I have failed :/

Novel, Round 2

I'm off writing another novel, again.

Hopefully I'll stick with it this time.


I hope.

Oh, and happy No School Because of Overwhelming Amounts of Snow Day!


Thursday, January 7, 2010

Suicide, Time of Death, 20:53

My dearest friend FICKLE has just commited Bloggercide.

He is no more.

No more FICKLE.



I'm sure someone out there cares.

I'm glad I was Baptized

There is a God.

A cruel vengeful God who creates snow and sub-zero temperatures in a normally mild climate so I don't have to go to school for 2 extra days.

I bet Tiny Tim is rolling over in his freezing, Christmas-Dinnerless grave.

Filled with snow.

Sunday, January 3, 2010


When you're talking, timing matters.

Like, a lot.

Angelina Jo-Lee

Angelina juhlee

Joe. Lee.

How do you say it.

I doubt Angelina knows.